(satire from The Babylon Bee)
While fighting scandal for the unauthorized transfer of its users' personal data for political reasons, Facebook mounted a big new "lidless eye of Sauron" (ref: LOTR) on its headquarters. The surveillance device will detect evil thoughts, especially those about Facebook or Mark Zuckerberg.
"Reading everyone’s profiles and harvesting all their private data is great, but the Lidless Eye will help us be much more efficient in our shady use of people’s personal lives,” Zuckerberg said.
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